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[Phil]

Listen up you budding musicians, oi you, put down that speaker of techno music, I've got something important to say....

I'm planning to form a band and its name will be "Wonderboy In Monsterland". I'll be the lead vocalist and guitarist, now I need you guys to be the "Monsters", and be really scary, pull faces and spit into the crowd of fans. I also need someone to play the oboe.

E-mail me if you're interested and maybe soon you could be in the band of the year.....

Thanks
Wonderboy

[transbot]

You haven't even formed yet, but "You Suck!!"[/b]

[Stan]

Can't be that bad. I'll gladly play a hopping goblin and spit into the crowd.