brian mcfadden westlife wtf

[onyx]

just seen his new solo song he's released ,you know that guy from that g a y band westlife whos married to some bird with huge breasts who lived in a reality jungle for a bit ?
what the hell is it about ? he releases a song trying to make him look normal and a bit ruff with him trying to play the guitar in it ,and some other guitarist playing in there like westlife had never seen before ! (though it was faeces)
the song is crap and ive heard things in local band venues and the worst there were better so why is it when some one who was in a pre-formed boy band leaves them and has millions in his bank gets a single out when all he's doing is mimicking over the recorded version he probably aint even wrote when theres a million artists unheard of who could right songs 10 times better ?

do they think by giving him decent clothes and a rugged beard look, and long hair is gonna change him from the blond suited twat he was ? but i bet all the 10 year old kids still love him ,dont they ? buying his single every sunday

its a crap old world we live in

music charts die and give us some real music back !

did anyone understand that ?

[Sim]

I understood that perfectly clear.
I hope he falls flat on his face,i hope it all goes horribly wrong.All he's trying to do is be the next Robbie williams or Ronan keating,he's left westlife to go solo because he thinks he's better than the band and he doesn't have to split the money 5 ways.He's just a Liam gallagher wanna be,Gary barlow thought he was great and look what happened to him.I'm sick of Z-list celebrities clinging on to the bit of fame they've got for dear life. Alex best famous for marrying an alcoholic who was good at football in the 60's,Lord Brocket famous for......er...?...?? Jade goody's boyfriend,Tara PT,The fabulous cheeky girls,that twat who cheated on who wants to be a millionaire,in a normal country you would be locked up for a long time but in Britain he's rewarded for conning his way to a million.Celebrity fit club,celebrity big brother,i'm sick and tired of has beens trying to make a comeback,and sick of nobodies like Michelle and stuart from big brother selling there story to Hello magazine,people like Nardia making money out of being a freak,Jodie Marsh turning up at movie premiers wearing very little.The loyal Patrick viera decides to stay with Arsenal because he realises he won't be getting 100 grand a week at Real.Anyway i've said enough about these greedy,ego's and Z-list nobodies.
Bryan i hope you flop,and you have to sell your mansion in Dublin.

[onyx]

well said !

its like her who sold her story about sleeping with david beckham for probably about 200 grand
i mean she slept with a married man with kids and knew what she was doing then she goe's public and now she's at film premieres and in the paper every day in a skimpy top and knickers while davids wife is probably broken harted (though im glad she is as she's another cling on wanting to be better than everyone else)

but i mean if that was some bird on an estate who shagged someones husband she's get a slap and be branded a slag ?

there was some good examples there sim ,big brother was one of them lol
though i have respect for the one the other year who now doe's that diy program as im sure he was delighted at the offer as that was his trade and he could do it ! and he give his prize money to a friend who needed the cash more as she was ill

though you cant really blame the ppl for these things the real ppl to blame is the media and the media aiming music at kids and pin ups ! i once remember a long time ago someone saying smash hits would go no where ,well it looks like its winning

[Sim]

I forgot about that slapper !!
what about that other slag,who slept with sven and another bloke with money.She nearly got sven the sack,all because he slept with a whore walking around with her nipples sticking out of her t-shirt.The biggest non celebs for me are the blinking royal family which do nothing but take up tax money,get rid of them we don't need them if we lived in 1066 yes we did need a queen to shout "off with his head".

[onyx]

i do wish there was a royal family in power and not a goverment ,the only thing with our royal family is that they are no longer needed ! and still living off our money even though they have there own

i really think though we need a revolution

are goverment stinks ,so do the rest of the politic parties in the picture ,they all waste money and if we just had a king and his army in charge that would be ok for me

[Brian Mcfadden]

What the hell's going on? Slatin' my latest song and all. I mean who earns my kind of money? I don't do MS, I do Neo Geo and I don't buy my games from ebay but Telegames instead. Yes I'm filthy stinking blinking rich and I can go round and squeeze the mrs melons any time I want. And lads I don't mean the ones at tesco's. Yes I've got it all and you've got...sweet FA.

You may be interested to know, I'm also releasing a Keep-fit video and a soccer skills cdrom soon.

BM Fact#1 I once played as a substitute goalkeeper for my local pub team: The Laughing Lepricorn and I know I can't spell but all I have to sign is my name........

BM Fact#2: I once sang with a Boyband called Bros, I was the skinny one in the background

Goodbye and sweet dreams, I know I will........

[Sim]

Matthew i think you need help.

On another Z-list celebrity note,i've just seen Bjork (yes Bjork,that foreign weirdo) has a new album out,i've just seen the advert.Now where has she been for the past 10 years? Wheres Gareth Gates? Michelle Mcmanus?
Craig David? Shaggy?
Oh they're all spending money aren't they. As soon as it runs out they'll be back with another song.

[transbot]

I think lumping Björk of the Sugarcubes in with Gareth Gates and Michelle McManus of reality TV karaoke contests, and Craig David of the laughable 'garage' scene (it's only there 'cause it failed it's MOT), is every bit as misguided as the girl herself.

Give some of it a listen, man.

[onyx]

ive just heard his song again and i had a listen and in there i heard the lines of ...

"invite the family round and drink some english tea then i stick my finger up and watch some football on the t.v"

hay that guys got some attitude on him ,he may be in the next generation sex pistols ? lol and he even sticks his middle finger into thin air when stood on a large hill (but they blure that bit out

brian mcfadden :priceless

cracks me up everytime

[Sim]

He's a rebel !!
He sticks his finger up at our English tea,but then he'll happily watch an English team play football.Probably Man.U or Liverpool they're the only 2 teams the irish know,oh i forgot about Celtic aswell.

[Sim]

Hey Onyx did you watch X-factor?
You've gotta watch it this week it's hilarious.
There's some Z-list celebs in the making there,an 81 year old granny has been put through to the next round.

[onyx]

rofl sim

i watched it late the other night on itv 2 it was funny !

did you see them 2 twins with glass's on who thought they were ace and then got abused and they ran off crying lol
and them other 2 sisters in the yellow who got called a pair of strippers lol

there was a lot of funny ppl on there and i think ill watch some more of it too ,i cant understand why some of them go there and start crying when they get laffed at though it just doe's not make sense ,im sure some go there just for the laff but some do actualy think they can sing

and oh yeah there will be a lot of -z list celebs that come out of it at the end

[onyx]

speaking of z list peter andrea lol he's got the right idea
get with the top british super model jordan then release his new single and have her in it ! that should sell a few more million copies lol

ps : to see peter andrea look at stans pic in the faces of sms and the guy in front of stan is the spit !

[Sim]

Peter Andre lol, god he's a nob head isn't he.
Why did Jordan get with him for? Apart from the obvious reason they're trying to be the new posh and Becks to make more money.You had to laugh at them sisters with glasses,one of them had a right pizza face,that was great seeing them run off crying.I love laughing at other peoples misfortunes on tv,young kids dreams shattered by a nasty comment from Simon Cowell.lol
Did you see that ginger tw@t give Sharon Osbourne some stick mentioning her kids being in rehab.
The new Brian Mcfadden song keeps being played at work and it gets stuck in my head,i can't take it.
I forgot about that minger that came in with her 'simon cowell look alike' boyfriend,i don't think simon cowell was to happy at being compared to him.Was it don't forget your toothbrush that had ugly look a likes on the programme,someone would come on and claim to look like an ugly version of a famous person.

[onyx]

lol yeah dont forget your toothbrush that would have been great if they had both been put together on there
i cant beleive that bloke was sat there though while his wife was saying he came second over simon cowell lol ,nob.
them pizza face girls were funny though ,i am gald they ran off in tears (wonder if they slit they slit there wrists in a pact that night that would have made great front page news ?)

peter andrea and jordan are trying to cash it in but i really hopes jordan falls pregnant again and he fcks off back to aus and then her breasts sag down to her knee's ,in fact a guy who i used to go school with went out with jordan for a bit

im gonna start watching the dodgy music channles on tv now and look out for more z list celebs