Post by Hades on Jul 30, 2004 5:31:40 GMT
OK, you know when you see a movie and you think "Jesus christ how could anyone write such a sh!tty movie, and then manage to sell it to dumbasses, who finance something that is bound to flop" Well I saw one of those movies the other day, and that movie my friends is Infested.
Infested is a horror movie (I know not to expect much from horror movies), more specifically a zombie flick. But you can't tell who the zombies are until they kill someone because well I think the budget was running to low for zombie make up (grey face paint and oatmeal). Also the way people become zombies, the people get "infested" by zombie flies that turn them into zombies.
And you know how in films like this the zombies always have a weakness, well lets just say that these zombies weakness is with out a doubt the most original in cinema history, and I will not spoil it for you, ok i will cause your probably not gonna see this. You know that song Da Da Da, by Trio (for you aussies its the song in the SaKaTa ads), well when that plays these zombies they just have to get up and dance. When this plays they just totally stop thinking about eating brains and other zombie stuff and dance, leaving them vulnerable to all kinds of attack.
Now i know you probably think by now that you just have to see this movie because it could be the defining point in your life, but just wait because i havent got to the cast yet, which includes (Sorry don't know there names) The pink power ranger, Mr Shickadance from Ace Ventura, that kid from Gremlins and one of the blokes from Porky's. I couldn't think of a more suitable range of actors for a horror movie.
Oh yeah, and like all good horror movies his has a twist at the end to leave it open for a sequel, which i personally can't wait for.
If you get the chance, watch this movie with a couple of friends, you will be on the floor laughing at its crapness.
Infested is a horror movie (I know not to expect much from horror movies), more specifically a zombie flick. But you can't tell who the zombies are until they kill someone because well I think the budget was running to low for zombie make up (grey face paint and oatmeal). Also the way people become zombies, the people get "infested" by zombie flies that turn them into zombies.
And you know how in films like this the zombies always have a weakness, well lets just say that these zombies weakness is with out a doubt the most original in cinema history, and I will not spoil it for you, ok i will cause your probably not gonna see this. You know that song Da Da Da, by Trio (for you aussies its the song in the SaKaTa ads), well when that plays these zombies they just have to get up and dance. When this plays they just totally stop thinking about eating brains and other zombie stuff and dance, leaving them vulnerable to all kinds of attack.
Now i know you probably think by now that you just have to see this movie because it could be the defining point in your life, but just wait because i havent got to the cast yet, which includes (Sorry don't know there names) The pink power ranger, Mr Shickadance from Ace Ventura, that kid from Gremlins and one of the blokes from Porky's. I couldn't think of a more suitable range of actors for a horror movie.
Oh yeah, and like all good horror movies his has a twist at the end to leave it open for a sequel, which i personally can't wait for.
If you get the chance, watch this movie with a couple of friends, you will be on the floor laughing at its crapness.
